Category Archives: Philosorbic Acid
What Differentiates a ‘Chick Flick’ From a Guy Film?
It’s all about angles. Because the camera lens acts as your eye while watching a film, providing you a window to the world being presented on the screen in front of you, the camera eye has the power to frame … Continue reading
My Baby is a Genius
And his father thought he’d never amount to anything …
Man Law is Just as Annoying as Hyper-Feminism
Man-Law is a lot like feminism. They are both annoying and obnoxious, are poor representations of either sexuality, and come dangerously close to a homosexual combustion. The way you guys feel about a hairy-pitted, screaming skin head feminist is exactly … Continue reading
Cutting Through the Boredom with Literal Horse Shit
So what is the remedy to boredom? Why doing mushrooms of course. In a small, dank, cat-infested apartment to be exact. With Robert Delong blaring and hands up, eyes bugged, Joker-laughing until you are happy/scared. It was a good time, but … Continue reading
Don’t Give In or Up
Holy shit I am old. 26. And I still haven’t got it figured out yet. First of all, I’ve sold out. I work in a footnote of my industry of choice, producing content whose headlines I wouldn’t even bother to finish reading … Continue reading
9-Year Old Boy Explains the Meaning of Life
Kids are the true existentialists. Why does it take us so long to figure it out? This demonstrates how invaluable is the wealth of information that the internet provides, and why we need to protect it from censorship.
Mission Statement
Despite the tidal wave of condescension I will probably get from this admission, it must be said: this is the first September in 19 years that I will NOT be returning to school. 19 years. That’s 82.6% of … Continue reading
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