Author Archives: sallyisabel
The Maidens of Maidan
Too long the red serpent has slithered prodding us like cattle with our own trident. So we gladly join the procession to the slaughterfrontier. The burning tire pyres our pillars; our nostrils; our thick black rage. Why must we desecrate the land … Continue reading
Cut It Down
The word “imminent” is the new buzzword being thrown around by American government officials. When applied as a preface to ‘terrorism’, the word imminent takes on a supremely vague new meaning and can be applied to literally any situation and … Continue reading
What Differentiates a ‘Chick Flick’ From a Guy Film?
It’s all about angles. Because the camera lens acts as your eye while watching a film, providing you a window to the world being presented on the screen in front of you, the camera eye has the power to frame … Continue reading
My Baby is a Genius
And his father thought he’d never amount to anything …
Man Law is Just as Annoying as Hyper-Feminism
Man-Law is a lot like feminism. They are both annoying and obnoxious, are poor representations of either sexuality, and come dangerously close to a homosexual combustion. The way you guys feel about a hairy-pitted, screaming skin head feminist is exactly … Continue reading
Cutting Through the Boredom with Literal Horse Shit
So what is the remedy to boredom? Why doing mushrooms of course. In a small, dank, cat-infested apartment to be exact. With Robert Delong blaring and hands up, eyes bugged, Joker-laughing until you are happy/scared. It was a good time, but … Continue reading
Don’t Give In or Up
Holy shit I am old. 26. And I still haven’t got it figured out yet. First of all, I’ve sold out. I work in a footnote of my industry of choice, producing content whose headlines I wouldn’t even bother to finish reading … Continue reading
The Richest Young Musicians From the UK
From Britpop to English folk rock, the UK has fostered some of the most prominent young musicians of our time. And they have gone on to make millions. Here is The Sunday Times’ top 10 richest musicians under 30 in the UK … Continue reading
The Wealthiest Kings and Queens of Hip-Hop
Hip-hop lyrics are often about “making it big” with little or nothing to work with. Most hip-hop artists have gone from rags to riches through their music. In the spirit of Forbes’ recent list of the top 5 wealthiest hip-hop … Continue reading
10 Ways to Get Paid to Travel Around the World
Do you find that your bucket list is growing a lot faster than your bank account? A number of people find themselves putting off their travel plans because they’re tied to a job. If you are one of those people who doesn’t … Continue reading
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